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Articles by Flagg Eagleton-Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton-Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Barack Obama Fan Fiction

You Lose: Appeals Board Revokes Obama’s Law License For Life

Flagg Eagleton-Patriot

The board said not in a million years. CLICK TO TATE

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Obama Challenges Trump to a ‘Post-Presidential Debate’

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Trump would destroy him, of course. CLICK TO TATE

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Obama Calls Himself Biden’s ‘Co-President’

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Our worst nightmare is coming true, patriots. CLICK TO TATE

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William Barr Just Turned Over All of John Durham’s Evidence On Obama To The Chicago DA

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No pardons for state crimes, Barry. CLICK TO TATE

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Michelle Obama Fan Fiction

Michelle Obama Says She Will Be On The Ballot in 2024

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Make sure you’re registered! CLICK TO TATE

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Biden Will Put Michelle Obama In Charge of School Lunches Again

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He must have forgotten what happened last time. CLICK TO TATE

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Spooky Deep State Fan Fiction

Bill Clinton Retires as Head of Deep State – Obama Next in Line

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The changing of the globalist guard has begun. CLICK TO TATE

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Malia Obama Fan Fiction

Malia Obama Arrested For Assaulting a Police Officer

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And, of course, resisting arrest. CLICK TO TATE

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Obama Admits That Kamala Harris Is Ineligible To Run

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He openly stated that Harris is ‘from the same country’ that he is. CLICK TO TATE

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Michelle Obama Called Melania Trump a ‘Useless Gold Digger’ And The DNC Covered It Up

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What happened to going high? CLICK TO TATE

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Michelle Obama Fan Fiction

Michelle Obama Slips Up and Admits She’s a Man

The truth is right there in front of you. CLICK TO TATE

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Malia Obama Held Without Bail — Until Daddy Showed Up

The truth is right there in front of you. CLICK TO TATE

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Obama Calls UN Security Meeting Behind Trump’s Back and 17 Countries Showed Up

The truth is right there in front of you. CLICK TO TATE

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Obama Buys Benghazi Victim’s Watch at Auction

The timepiece had been recovered months after the attack. CLICK TO TATE

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Obama Spotted At White House Every Day Last Week

Sources say that Obama has been at the White House since just after the inauguration, and now there’s proof. CLICK TO TATE

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Netflix Reboot of ‘The Wiz’ to Feature Obama In Title Role

With Beyonce as Dorothy, it’s certain to be a smash. CLICK TO TATE

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Michelle Obama Says She Will Be On The Ballot in 2024

Make sure you’re registered! CLICK TO TATE

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Malia Obama Fan Fiction

Malia And ‘Undocumented’ Boyfriend Arrested In Dog Fighting Ring Bust

Looks like some of mommy’s book money’s going to bail! CLICK TO TATE

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Obama Claims His Grandfather Fought in WW2

He detailed his granddad’s heroic service. CLICK TO TATE

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