The Law Review Appeals Board has denied Barack Obama’s petition to reinstate his law license, opting instead to revoke it for life.
According to the minutes of the board’s meeting, the discussion on the matter was short:
“The Board has reviewd the petition of Barack Obama to have his law licence reinstated. The petition is denied.
“The Board further orders than no new appeals be accepted and that the petitioner remain barred from practicing law in the United States for life.”
The Board, which is a federally mandated panel of fictitious experts ruling in matters of law, real or unreal, or as it pertains to internet lore.
This particular matter, which is unreal, has been settled by the internet and determined to be true.
Therefore, while Obama may have not actually appealed his license revocation, since that never happened, he would be automatically ineligible to serve as a judge on ant federal bench, including the Supreme Court.
The Democrat National Committee has appointed Obama to a non-legal position in response, and the Deep State Shadow Government is said to be working around the legalities of an unlicensed Constitutional Lawyer at the head of the body that controls the UN.
Joe Biden has ordered that all legal matters of the office of the Ex-President go through the West Wing for the time being until Obama can find a suitable replacement for whatever it was we were talking about.
Certainly, Biden has no clue.
God Bless America.