Bill Clinton Retires as Head of Deep State – Obama Next in Line

Bill Clinton has been the official head of the Deep State Shadow Government since the day after Ted Kennedy died. Now, with a new Democrat president about to take office, he’s decided to hand over the reins.

According to our sources inside their secret meeting facility in Malta, the next head of the globalists will be none other than Barry Soetoro Obama:

“Obama was the clear choice. There were some who wanted Bill to hand the power over to Hillary, but he said he couldn’t in good conscience until the leadership committee finishes it’s investigation into Benghazi and her emails.

“Bernie Sanders was offered the job a few years ago, but he declined, stating that he has better insurance through Congress.

“What we know for sure is that Obama will have a good 30 years to rule and that he’s on a fast=track to becoming the most powerful head of the organization since it was founded by Dwight Eisenhower.”

Obama’s agenda is expected to include the typical radical left ideologies.

He’s expected to push for a total ban on guns, just like when he was president, along with a heavy push for mandatory abortions for all women under 30.

He’s also expected to ask the Saudis to invest heavily in marijuana, and he’s considering moving the Deep State headquarters to Oregon, where his daughters can finally do bloogies without getting arrested every other day.

Michelle Obama is said to be on board with the idea of her husband ruling in the shadows, as she’s most likely to get a high-ranking position as the School Lunch Czar.

Chelsea Clinton is reportedly disappointed that she’s being passed over, but she’ll continue praying for the success of the Deep State, and has offered the Clinton Foundation’s fleet of ships to smuggle cash to Iran.

The world is a totally different place, patriots. The best thing we can do is go back into hiding until 2024 and hope Ivanka will be up to the task of saving us all from these socialists.

About Flagg Eagleton 54 Articles
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

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