Disgraced former President of the United States Barrack Hussein Obama and his whole family have been offered citizenship in the nation of Wakanda. If they accept, Attorney General William Barr will be forced to drop all charges against Barack Obama in the ongoing Obamagate trial.
The treaty that prevents prosecution of Wakandan citizens on United States soil dates back to 2012. It was buried within the pages of the Affordable Care Act, which explains why Obama sought to make this the crowning ‘achievement’ of his presidency.
Wakanda’s Minister of Citizenship Educa Shenforol explained the rationale for her country giving immunity from prosecution to the biggest traitor in the modern history of the United States.
“President Obama has done more that anyone in his role as President of the United States to promote the health and well-being of the American citizens. He made education and tolerance a priority. Instead of building on his legacy, the moron voters in America voted Trump into office.
There are people who are so stupid in that country that they believe Trump is doing a good job. The pandemic is worse there than anywhere and these people are so stupid that they don’t take any precautions to prevent the spread of the disease. A lot of those imbeciles are proud of being plague rats, even to the point of getting violent with those who are just trying to remain healthy.
Over 160,000 dead Americans and the idiot citizens of America think Trump is doing a good job. Yet no affordable medical care and outrageous education costs. And those buffoons think this is a good thing.
How stupid are Americans? Check out the comments bashing Obama in this article. Look at how they misspell two letter words. Looks at their caps lock keys sticking. Look at their country literally falling apart while they proclaim it as the best ever. That’s how stupid they are.
The bottom line is that the American people don’t deserve Barack Obama. We will allow him to fulfill his vision of what America could be here in Wakanda. We will become a respected world power thanks to Barack Obama!”
Art Tubolls was excited to see Obama offered citizenship and said that he always knew Obama was from Wakanda or some other place he cannot locate on a map.
Obama is likely to take Wakanda up on their offer, which will mean that he and his family will move out of the United States forever, never to return. America’s loss is America’s gain. May we have the President we deserve forever, one Donald J. Trump.