Barr : Obama Looking at Between 20 and 40 Years

IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN ANY DAY NOW!

When it comes to getting the job done, current Attorney General Bill Barr has a reputation in Washington thats well-known.  Historically, any President he’s worked with has gotten away, with his aid, with loads of criminal activity while placing the blame somewhere else completely.  He is truly a master of his craft and a perfect match for Donald Trump.

Also a perfect match for Trump, the Huggies Incompetent Babyman Cleanup Kit.

News has recently broke that the bulbous AG will not be filing charges against Michael Flynn, who admitted to lying to the FBI.  Along with that shock, the apparently completely pointless revelation broke on social media that while he was in office, President Obama was aware that federal agencies had been spying on the Trump campaign.  This is the sort of thing the FBI might be expected to do if a hostile foreign country were discovered to have been trying to influence an American election through a candidate, which was factually proven to have happened.

As opposed to something only RUMORED to have happened with no evidence. Only a constantly burping tiger.

Nonetheless, in an effort to take some attention away from Trump’s pandemic incompetence and plummeting poll numbers, the Obama non-story is making its rounds among the usual collection of dumper-clumping peabrained trumptards as if it will somehow result in dire consequences.   It won’t.   Barr even admitted as such to Head Fox News Story Falsifier Joe Barron :

“Yeah, we don’t have anything.  The FBI was right so they notified the President.  That’s pretty much it.  Luckily, Trump’s supporters are so toxically stupid, they’ll blow it up into some fantasy about seeing him in prison for something imaginary.  I’m good, but I’m not THAT good.  I’m guessing Obama is looking at anywhere from 20 to 40 years of pure relaxing life and statesmanship giving speeches and making stuff for Netflix.  After that he’ll probably slow down and retire.”

Whenever a magical tale of someone they hate “getting busted” pops up, it usually leads the dickwitted Trump crowd to get the phrase “It’s gonna happen any day now!” trending for about a month.  Get ready to listen to your dipshit cousin babble nutty fairy tales into your ear while he pisses your couch with excitement.

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