There is a complete media blackout on this one because it involves the precious Obamas who the left-wing media loves. However, we have received word from very creditable sources that Malia Obama was caught red-handed selling coveted PPE during the crisis.
More specifically, she is currently selling masks for $100 each on her famous eBay store.
Worse yet, she was seen walking between Saks Fifth Avenue and Bloomingdales gleefully wearing one of the masks!
Oh sure, while Americans are going without toilet paper, fresh air, and masks, an Obama kid is peddling the very things we need for prices no one can afford. This is what happens when your daddy, who was born in another country, gets to become president.
Joe Barron, who happened to see the Obama girl prancing down the street in her stolen mask said:
“I couldn’t believe my eyes. We’ve been told not to wear masks in public. We’ve been told that we don’t need to do that. Yet, here she is, clearly smiling under her mask, as she purchases expensive purses no one needs and orders Starbucks coffee like she doesn’t have a care in the world.”
It’s estimated that Malia has sold enough masks to make a profit of $7 million. Can you imagine? eBay should shut her store down, now! Why aren’t price gouging laws in place? Who did the Obamas payoff to allow such a disparage of justice to take place?
Malia’s last stop was a cupcake store, where she purchased a german chocolate cupcake with extra frosting. She was seen ripping the mask from her face and tossing it in the trash before enjoying her overpriced, dry confectionery treat. If that’s not the most entitled act you’ve ever heard of, I don’t know what is.
Go home and bake your own cupcakes, Malia!