Shortly after Jeffrey Epstein’s death, the FBI showed up at his private island, Isla Nublar — or “Little Saint John” — without warning or a warrant. Technically, because the island belongs to Oceania and is registered to Micronesia, they didn’t need to warn anyone, and as for a warrant, Epstein was dead. Everyone assumed they didn’t need one.
New information has come to light, however, that paints a disturbing picture of corruption and cover-up. The FBI has no record of the operation, and the agents are known to the Director as “sanctioned black operatives working under Executive Order.” The Executive Order they’re working under, EO 18949BHO43, was issued under Obama and gives ranking power to “any current or former White House official on site.”
The White House official was Michelle Obama, but…nobody can figure out why. Our specialist in Obama Studies, Bluto Larst, says it’s a likely power play from the Deep State to cover for their elder statesmen like Bill Clinton and George Soros:
“Michelle was there to make sure evidence against powerful Deep State operatives was kept secret. People like Bill Clinton, George Soros, John Boehner, Paul Ryan, and the Gettys will all benefit from her being there. And there won’t be anything the government can do about it.”
The White House released a statement condemning the actions through Director of Information and Propaganda, Art Tubolls:
“This is yet another Obama-era knuckleheaded idea gone wrong. The President has rescinded that odrder with one commanding that the FBI squad be re-tasked to Space Force Security and for Michelle Obama’s White House credentials to be nullified. AG Barr is looking into whether or not the US Attorney can file retroactive charges for what should have been a crime and is now.”
That would be great but we all know she’s just gonna get away with it like she always does.